Audio: Sex Men – No Class
The Sex-Men are a Superhero team that we wish we never knew…but then again, we’re the big dummies who elected them.
AUDIO: Kate Marries Prince Willy and America Struggles to Care
Alas, Kate Middleton is being taken off of the dating market, sadly, another one bites the dust.
AUDIO: Donald Trump for President!
We’re sick of the stuffy, polite, Gimlet-drinking fancy people of Washington D.C., who forget what a self made American looks like.
AUDIO: News In a World Without a Katie
CBS is such an utter mess that maybe it’s run out of the Sober Valley Lodge.
AUDIO: Epic Winning At The Sober Valley Lodge
Charlie Sheen has become a modern day Dionysus, delivering to us humans each day a new installment of epiphany, ritual madness, and ecstasy.
The Most Liberal Time Of The Year!
AUDIO: December is no sanctuary from the silliness of Liberalism.
X-MAS SONG: Mele Kaliki Bama
Time to kick up your feet with a pina colada and enjoy Obama’s favorite Christmas song.
X-MAS CLASSIC: Carol of the Barneys
Who’s been playing Secret Santa with Congressman Barney Frank?
X-MAS SONG: He One King…Named Larry
Good night, sweet wrinkled prince, this song’s for you!
X-MAS SONG: I Saw Bubba Kissing Everyone
Click the player to experience the true meaning of a stocking stuffer!