The HUMAN EVENTS caption contest is your chance to win $50 for the wittiest phrase. This caption submitted by Kathryn Tyler of Orem, Utah stood out to each of our six judges:

Tyler's caption: "Republican Tom Delay demonstrates how Democrats dance around the Constitution."
Tyler and each weekly winner's name will be printed in the HUMAN EVENTS print edition as well. Look for the next caption contest this Monday and send your best captions to CaptionContest@eaglepub.com before noon on Thursday.
Note: We've received reader feedback on how to improve the Caption Contest. We are working on implementing these changes, and we'll keep you updated!
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