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The week that was

The week that was

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
- Hunter S. Thompson

Violence in Venezuela is still going on as political protests rock the country. The situation is so dire that Madonna “spoke” out via Twitter. Her efforts were impaired somewhat by the fact that her Tweet contained two “sics.” And the fact that Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro did not read it.

Michelle Obama called young people “knuckleheads.” This explains why they were largely responsible for electing her husband twice. Thank you, FLOTUS.

The American Olympic ice hockey teams finally proved that men and women are equal: both teams lost.

News came out this week that another 33 thousand jobs are being lost as a result of Obamacare, and thousands of hours are being cut. People are confused because they thought Obama cared.

The latest trend in coffee is to put butter in it. Yes, butter. Gurus say this technique will make you lose weight…by making you throw up after you taste it.

Teresa Mull is the managing editor of Human Events. 

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