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The year that was

The year that was

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” ― P.J. O’Rourke

Twenty thirteen was Obama’s worst year yet,
One which the prez hopes we’ll all soon forget.
Obamacare delayed itself,
and Lois Lerner was put on a shelf.

Barry O. broke the government and shut it down,
While the British gained a new heir in line to the crown.
Miley Cyrus shocked us all by lewdly twerking,
And the world wondered how and why Eric Holder‘s still working.

The Benghazi investigation took a backseat to the Redskins’ name,
In line behind Syria, the Boston Bombing, and the Knockout Game.
Nelson Mandela passed away at a ripe old age,
And George Zimmermans innocence incited national rage.

Anthony Weiner made himself passé,
and Snowden exposed the NSA.
Mayor Filner lived up to his filthy name,
and in Colorado a lib recall. Guns were to blame.

Duck Dynasty spoke out and found lots of support,
Pope Francis did too but came up short.

20-14 can only improve,
we hope with less “hoopdey-do and ado,”
So cheers to a Happy New Year and also to you!!!

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