Economy & Budget

The feds’ war on … buckyballs!

The feds' war on ... buckyballs!

It’s come to this: In the name of protecting parents from their own lack of responsibility and common sense, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission is waging all-out war on an innovative consumer product company in New York.

The vengeful, destructive feds won’t stop until the world is safe from tiny, magnetic Buckyballs — and until every last job created by the firm is wiped out.

Where are the defenders of American innovation and entrepreneurship when you need them? While the White House doles out billions of taxpayer dollars to failed crony ventures, this phenomenally successful toy maker is fighting for its life.

Last week, the agency filed an “administrative complaint” against the manufacturer/distributor of Buckyballs and Buckycubes, New York-based Maxfield and Oberton Holdings LLC. The legal action — only the second of its kind in 11 years — seeks to stop all sales of Buckyballs products, force a recall and order full refunds. According to the bureaucrats, “dozens of young children and teenagers swallowed” the adult desk toy, causing “internal injuries requiring surgeries.”

A dozen swallowing incidents have been linked by the CPSC to Buckyballs since 2009. Compare that to the estimated 30,000 emergency room visits that occur every year as a result of children swallowing government-minted coins.

There are no fewer than five cautionary labels on every Buckyballs or Buckycubes product box; the company distributes an educational video on the dangers of swallowing the toys. And Maxfield and Oberton has cooperated with the government on safety policy since its inception.

Yet, several feckless retailers (including Brookstone, Amazon and Urban Outfitters) under the regulatory gun have already yanked the magnets from their virtual and physical shelves despite the company’s clear warnings that Buckyballs and Buckycubes are for adults — not children.

“Obviously the bureaucrats see danger everywhere, and those responsible people — like our company who have vigorously promoted safety and appropriate use of our products — gets put out of business by an unfair and arbitrary process,” Craig Zucker, founder and CEO of Maxfield and Oberton, said in a statement.

Obama’s big-business pals sit on do-nothing jobs councils and host countless dog-and-pony shows touting their commitment to “Startup America.” But when a 3-year-old startup that has earned $50 million in sales all on its own faces ruthless bureaucratic extinction, the government jobs blowhards are nowhere to be found.

The Obama administration has issued thousands of waivers to union donors and other politically connected recipients to protect them from onerous federal health care regulations. Where’s the usurper-in-chief’s special executive order to keep the CPSC’s hands off of America’s Buckyballs?

“I don’t understand how and why they did this without following their own rules before allowing us to make our case,” Zucker said. “It almost seems like they simply wanted to put our products and industry out of business.”

The magnetic toy company is not alone. The heavy-handed CPSC is notorious for imposing nonsensical rules that have decimated small businesses across the country. A hysterical overreaction to lead in children’s toys three years ago ushered in a trial lawyer-friendly nationwide witch hunt against handmade toymakers, manufacturers of artisanal books, sellers of musical instruments and other educational entrepreneurs.

Richard Woldenberg of the family-run Learning Resources, Inc., summed up the nosybodies run amok last year:

“As directed by Congress, the CPSC has dutifully banned the sale of rhinestones to children, ended the era of youth model ATVs and forbidden the use of brass bushings in toy car wheel assemblies. Why? They might emit a single atom of lead! … Advocates have never produced victim case histories to justify the draconian rules and simply wag their fingers at anyone daring to question their cherished law.”

In 2001, I reported on the CPSC’s crackdown on baby bath seats — which was based on dubious fatality statistics that whitewashed parents’ idiotic decisions to leave infants alone in the seats or with younger siblings who dumped the babies into the tubs to drown. According to the manufacturers, all but three of the bath-seat deaths cited by the feds over the past two decades occurred when a child was left alone.

Government paternalism is wreaking havoc on the economy. They have self-made entrepreneurs who refuse to play their games by the balls. The Nanny State is not a lifesaver. It is a self-serving serial job-killer.

If America’s builders don’t stand together, the American Dream won’t last for long.

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  • RenegadeScholar

    Witch hunters always need more witches to hunt. If none are found, they make them up.

  • sendtheclunkerbacktochicago

    Here we have Michelle Malkin talking about “buckyballs” and scared to death to talk about the most powerful man in the world who is sitting right next to the “nuclear football” who is a proven fraud, a felon and a usurper. I have made many contacts with Malkin and not one response. She fears losing her opportunities to appear on Fox who have done everything in their power to keep people silent about this scandal of the century. Obama FLAUNTS a forged birth certificate, a fraudulent Selective Service registration and a fraudulent SS# and Michelle says NADA!

    She needs to have a sit down with Diana West, Lord Charles Monckton and Frank Gaffney to bone up on what they have discovered to be true about those THREE fraudulent items. Hike up your skirt Michelle and be that ONE journalist that may be left in America who decides to live by the Journalist Code of Ethics. Up to this point you have failed America most miserably.

  • Bildo1

    The problem is that they only had $50 million in sales. We all know that isn’t nearly enough to buy their “protection”. Vito Corleone is jealous.

  • reddarin

    Yep!

    If every story isn’t about Obama’s birth certificate then it is a complete failure and a distraction from the most important issue for every American.

    And if every American doesn’t agree with that then they are ignorant arses!!

  • terry1956

    I thought they were nano carbon particles shaped like a Buckminister Fuller Dome for a stronger structure but those in the artilce may be something else.

  • terry1956

    Yeah Bildo, you need assets at GE level or better yet the Communist Party of China to buy that type of protection from the Chicago/ Obama mafia.

  • terry1956

    They are getting around to banning cars except those permitted by the poltical class in DC or by then the UN or IMF or Communist Party of Red China to own a car.
    In the latter case it will be American women willing to marry Red Army men who can’t find a bride in Communist China becaused the party murdered so many girls.