Ann Coulter Letter

Iowa shows Republicans determined to beat Obama

It’s been a mixed week for Mitt Romney‘s campaign. On one hand, Romney won Iowa, but on the other, he was endorsed by John McCain.

Until the first actual votes were cast Tuesday night, it appeared as if some elements of the Republican Party were becoming the mirror image of a liberal mob.

The wild swings — at least in the polls — from one populist right-winger to another suggested that some Republicans were determined to change the meaning of “conservative” from “normal person who wants to protect what’s best in mainstream America” to “perpetually indignant, restless carper against everything, obsessed with symbolic issues, determined to punish the country for its impurities.”

Some Republicans, we were led to believe, would only be satisfied with angry denunciations of Obama as a Kenyan colonialist and demands for Barack Obama’s birth certificate — without ever spending five minutes of calm contemplation to see that he had already produced it.

And if there’s anyplace for a zealot to shine, it’s in a caucus state like Iowa.

But Romney won — in a razor-close finish with another plausible candidate, Rick Santorum.

The reason the Iowa caucuses rarely produce the party’s eventual nominee is not because Iowans are wacky white Christians, as some in the media have claimed, but because caucuses are ridiculous ways to choose a presidential candidate. It is a process that empowers the pushy and loud, much like a Manhattan co-op board meeting, but, unfortunately, not like anything envisioned by our founding fathers.

Instead of arguing for hours in public with partisans in order to cast a ballot, voters are supposed to put on their shoes, fight off the Black Panthers on the way to their precincts, vote in private and go home.

So the fact that the Iowa caucuses avoided giving the gold to Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul or some other sure-to-lose candidate shows that Republicans are dead serious about beating Obama this fall. Even in Iowa, the only Republican with a chance of doing that won.

Conservatives are naturally suspicious of any candidate deemed “electable” on the grounds that the mainstream media always anoint the most liberal Republican, preferably pro-choice, as the “electable” one. And then that guy goes on to lose.

But just because liberals misuse the word doesn’t mean there is no such thing as “electable.”

Michele Bachmann was not electable as president because she is only a congresswoman, which is why she has now dropped out.

Newt Gingrich is not electable for many reasons including that he, too, was only a congressman; he took $1.6 million from Freddie Mac (his latest excuse is that he got only $35,000 of that money and the rest went to “overhead” — there’s a great fiscal manager); he cut a global warming commercial with Nancy Pelosi; and because he cheated on, not one, but two wives.

Ron Paul is not electable as president for several reasons, including that he is only a congressman, is bad on illegal immigration, favors drug legalization and is off the charts on foreign policy.

(But it would serve the rest of the world right to have Paul running the show for a term or two. Then they’d find out what it’s like to be entirely on their own, protecting their own sea and air lanes, digging themselves out of their own earthquakes, getting invaded and nuked by hostile powers, having their computers hacked by terrorists and buying oil from the new Islamic caliphate. After eight years of President Paul, it would be generations before we’d hear a peep of anti-American sentiment again.)

Rick Perry is not electable as president for three reasons: First, he seems too much like Bush; second, he gave illegal immigrants in-state tuition; and, third, uh, oops … I can’t remember the third reason.

As a two-time senator from a light-blue state, Rick Santorum is not as obviously unelectable as the rest. But don’t leap too fast, Republicans. Remember how Rick Perry broke your heart.

Santorum is not as conservative as his social-issues credentials suggest. He is more of a Catholic than a conservative, which means he’s good on 60 percent of the issues, but bad on others, such as big government social programs. He’d be Ted Kennedy if he didn’t believe in God.

Santorum may not be a big spender as far as professional politicians go, but he is still a professional politician. In 2005, one of his former aides described him as “a Catholic missionary who happens to be in the Senate.”

The Catholic missionary was fantastic on issues like partial-birth abortion, but more like a Catholic bishop in his support for No Child Left Behind, the Medicare drug entitlement program (now costing taxpayers more than $60 billion a year), and a highway bill with a Christmas tree of earmarks, including the famous “bridge to nowhere.”

Santorum cites his father’s admonition to put any extra money in the poor box at church to explain his wanting to use the federal government to help the poor.

You get only one or two big issues in a presidential campaign. But in the middle of the second Great Depression, Santorum is on the campaign trail saying, “The reason I ran is ’cause I think people know there is more than just a little narrow issue called ‘jobs.’”

Actually, this year, it’s pretty much just jobs.

This is going to be a tough election, and a man with the presence of Rick Lazio is not the strongest candidate to send in against Obama. Santorum is more assistant-manager type than presidential material.

So it was a relief to see that when the first votes in the Republican primary were actually cast — even in a caucus system ideal for zealots, fanatics and mobs — reason prevailed. Romney won.

Not a professional politician, Romney has created a lot of jobs and also knows how to fire people, something heretofore untried in the federal workforce, except briefly by Reagan.

Having spent his life turning around companies in the private sector and not sitting on some Senate committee spending money, he’ll get to Washington and be as shocked as the rest of us are at how taxpayer money is wasted even by conservative senators like Santorum.

Iowa shows that Republicans are still the party of normal people — normal people who are determined to defeat Obama.

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  • bloodaxe

    He sure is. The Grim Reaper should be dragging him off to the underworld pretty soon. 

  • ^♠^

    Hopefully this will not offend you.

    In life certain things are a given, great athletes instinctively know, the caliber of another player. 

    Gifted people instinctively, know the gifted.

    You sir, dwell not, among the gifted. 

  • joe6pack

    His speech on Tuesday night lacked fire. He says the right things, but he had better grow a pair quickly or he will get flattened.

  • Sweetrae aka: LeAnn

    OUCH!

  • ^♠^

    6 – In my humble opinion, Santorum was attempting to control his emotions. Some of the things he said, would bring tears to a lessor mans eyes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Primus-Pentaveret/100001011569214 Primus Pentaveret

    Amber. Romney is clearly not the best person for president, and I never said he was. I just said he is the best one left that has a ghost of a chance to beat Obama. And that is the simple truth. After all, I’m just agreeing with the writer of this blog, which apparently is a high crime indeed.

    It is interesting how much you “divine” about me from my pragmatic support of the best candidate, and my desire to move on with him to destroy Obama, but that is neither here nor there. Once this bickering is over I’m sure you will calm down enough to see past your poison, and at that point we would probably shake hands if we knew each other.

  • bloodaxe

    Normally I say something unkind about posts of that length but this one is pretty good. I’ll never understand how Obama, a nobody, was able to shove aside the Clintons, get the Democratic Presidential nomination, run as a dark horse (forgive me) and actually get elected by the masses of dumbasses in the electorate.

  • ^TDO^

    He led his basketball team to a conference championship, according to the LATimes, but there is no picture of him in any yearbook from that year.  The only picture they have of him is the one he included on his request for admittance.

  • ^♠^

    Lmao — It was placed here, to piss off the trolls.

  • ^♠^

    He is no athlete, seeing him attempt baseball throwing, is all the proof you need. 

  • ALTILLA

    I need to see that CLIP.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Primus-Pentaveret/100001011569214 Primus Pentaveret

    We need someone in the White House who is not afraid to fire people and cut the fat. It’s about time!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Primus-Pentaveret/100001011569214 Primus Pentaveret

    The same people who claim that Romney is too “vanilla” and will not attack Obama, also say that he is too viscous in his attacks of Newt… sounds like a “want-it-both-ways-liberal” argument to me.

  • ^♠^

    Slap my ass and call me silly – Fred Smith is one hell of a man. Fed Ex put Memphis on the world stage. 

  • ALTILLA

    Have you seen him BOWL, or swing a GOLF CLUB. HE IS A SISSY, AND ACTS LIKE ONE.

    This has nothing to do with it, but I was a 4 handicap business golfer at La Costa Country Club in California, and came in 9th, out of 30,000 bowlers in the ABC Championships. So, I know what I say. If in doubt, ask anything you want about those 2 sports.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Primus-Pentaveret/100001011569214 Primus Pentaveret

    Oh, and an answer to your first question… No.. no I don’t think I have learned anything from you.. except maybe how to light a really short fuse…

     But don’t stop trying. I’ll try to pay more attention to you from now on.

  • jas

    Somebody had to hold the door to the gymnasium open!

  • ^♠^

    Decision based on knowledge, is a good thing. 

  • ^TDO^

    Wow, you started with rathergate, a proven lie, and then proceeded to state more nonsense.

    SNOPES?  Do you know who they are or what their backgroung is.

    Did you ever read their response to Obama is a muslim and how they proved he wasn’t?

    LOL.  That was the funniest thing I ever read.  Read it, because you are doing the same thing.

  • ALTILLA

    You need to call Lady Ann, you have made mistakes in your writing skills. You are drowning with every post.

  • A_friendly_reader

    As a fellow Michiganian who’s happy to see my peers make good elsewhere, I’ve followed the Romneys since meeting his Dad, my governor, as a kid. That’s how I know all about him.

    I followed his surprising 1994 senatorial campaign, his leftward hew, and the anti-Mormon smear unleashed by his opponent — the brother of a man who had to overcome anti-Catholic dogma to be elected president.

    I followed the newspapers’ expose of Mitt for serially hiring illegal aliens long before he became a presidential candidate. I followed the Romneycare debate. I followed his pursuit of the nomination. I watched his totally stupid announcement of his candidacy at Henry Ford Museum/Greenfield Village  in metropolitan Detroit — an address broadcast on C-SPAN.

    I came away with total disdain for Mitt Romney, the black sheep of his clan.

    He has few credentials to run for president and none that suggest he’d be a good one. 

    And so far his pied piper following hasn’t ventured any substance to rebut that belief.

  • joe6pack

    I agree. Rick could use some polishing, but Wilard;) is supposed to be a seasoned vet. His delivery was just kinda flat. If he is the front runner , he needs to man up and rally the troops. After all …. It’s those independents he needs to rally. If he is the eventual nominee
    . He has our votes.

  • ^♠^

    ROFLMAO

  • ^TDO^

    Not only the worst, probably still holds the title as most segregated schools in the nation of the large cities.

  • joe6pack

    Bravo Jerry. Now that’s more like it!

  • A_friendly_reader

    If you actually glimpsed the site, Primus, let alone checked it out, you’d know it’s not an article but a compendium of information and sources in outline form.

  • ^♠^

    The man, has a long row to hoe. 

  • jas

    The Poor Man’s Kim Jong Il!   LOL!!!

  • joe6pack

    Dang! Get him Al!

    I heard he was a big ol fat dude.

  • ^TDO^

    Primus,

    Try doing a refresh before you start posting each time you log in.  There is a bug in disqus that treats replies as new posts sometimes, unless you do refresh.

  • jas

    I believe the correct term is, “Michagainian!”

  • ^TDO^

    Personally, I liked Geena Davis best.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Primus-Pentaveret/100001011569214 Primus Pentaveret

    Well, if you had any sources for this patently false vitriol other than redstate.org (aka hyper-evangelical.org) than someone might take it seriously… then again, with your name attached to it… maybe not.

  • jas

    I don’t think he’s on “Newest” either.

  • ^♠^

    My jump to button, has never worked. Not in Chrome or FF

  • ^♠^

    Cities like Detroit, Chicago and Newark make the Southern Cities seem civilized. 
    North Jersey is the car theft capital of the world, with more cars stolen in Newark then any other city. Even the 2 largest cities, NYC and LA put together.

  • ^TDO^

    LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Primus-Pentaveret/100001011569214 Primus Pentaveret

    Wow. I was about to say about the same things in response, but I guess you got it covered.

    Basically, Romney is a pretty good candidate over all, but when put up against the rest of the field he is an obvious shining star. The fact that many here seem to be oblivious to this shows either a great need for eye surgery or a deep-seeded bias (which has more than once been demonstrated here as well).

  • ARMADILLO13

    Though I but rarely find occasion to disagree with Ann Coulter, I strongly object to her, “Actually, this year, it’s pretty much just jobs.” Indeed it seems it’s always about something other than social issues (cf. “It’s the economy, stupid”). Until “We the People” get the “Life” issue right, “Liberty” and the “Pursuit of Happiness” will continue to founder.

  • ^♠^

    Proving my theory, an athlete instinctively knows another.  Obama ain’t gifted and he sure as hell ain’t athletic. 

  • A_friendly_reader

    There are no specifics in ultraliberal Realitycheck’s statement other than the acknowledged position reversal on abortion.

    There is no refutation of anything on redstate.com or other lists of flip flops.

    In fact, it’s a pretty tepid defense of Mitt to say that a Dem Party ad went overboard by saying he changed virtually every position he held.

    Even redstate didn’t make that accusation. It just pointed out scores and scores of reversals.

    The man is a hollow-gram.

  • ^TDO^

    Probably not.  But I only help certain people so much, LOL

  • ^TDO^

    There’s a reason for that.

    It’s broke, LOL.

    Gotta luv disqus

  • ^♠^

    TY  ^d^ 

  • bloodaxe

    I wonder where all those stolen vehicles go. Many years ago the San Diego Union did a little survey and sent some reporters down to Old Mexico where they surreptitiously recorded the VIN numbers of about a thousand vehicles. They ran these no.s through the computer and 55% were stolen from up here. Most of the heavy equipment and light aircraft down there are also stolen. What Mexico is doing to the US constitutes the greatest act of sodomy in the history of man.

  • Sweetrae aka: LeAnn

    Minneapolis and St. Paul are striving to be the armpits of the Midwest. If you hear or read about a Somalian that was killed, or arrested, or one of his many wives arrested for fighting with or supporting terrorists, you can bet a C note what city and state they are from. Home of the dumb-assed Senator, Mayor ,and the weepy terrorist supporting congressman Ellison.

  • ^♠^

    Ya earned yer wings

  • ^TDO^

    Well last week she said it was immigration and  repealing Obamacare.

  • ^♠^

    Most of the cities over 150.000 are going downhill. The larger the faster. 

  • ^TDO^

    I should give you the daily tally from Chicago, LeAnn.

    Most murders/drive-bys/gang killings are not even newsworthy here anymore.

  • ^♠^

    In response to my response– 

    were I king, my first command would be. No city may exceed 50,000 in population. 

  • bloodaxe

    St. Paul has a large number of Hmongs from Laos who have been settling in there since the end of the Vietnam war. They aren’t assimilating very well.

  • ^TDO^

    Or you’ll be nuked?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Primus-Pentaveret/100001011569214 Primus Pentaveret

    The truth is, while Romney may not resemble Reagan at the end of his 8 years in office, he certainly does resemble Reagan at the beginning of his 8 years in office, and more closely than most of you think or want to admit. Not perfect, but the right person nevertheless.

  • ^♠^

    Yeppers

  • A_friendly_reader

    That’s right: Romney had few disagreements with Obama in the past 3 years, but now he’s turned up his speakers because he’s catching flak.

    He was very complimentary of Bill Clinton as well, per redstate.

    It’s not the viscosity of his attacks on Noot that bother people so much as the distortions and the personal nature of those attack ads, which are funded by Mittsies with Romney’s implicit blessing rather than out of his own pockets.

    Romney did the same thing with McCain, according to Limbaugh. He reported today that Gingrich is or will be airing McCain ads that blast the devout Mittster for engaging in character assassination.

    The man is a disgrace to his family, his supposed party, his religion and his state.

  • Sweetrae aka: LeAnn

    Well I’m sure they are much higher than here. Hey I can forward them yo dumb ass Dayton, Rybak and Coleman to give them something to strive for. Hell if you can fog a mirror, you can get welfare here.

  • ^TDO^

    Chicago is like the movie West Side Story.

    We have whites, blacks, chicanos, muslim, etc., gangs all over the city.  Police for years have ignored them (Kind of like in ‘Warriors’0.  There are areas of the city that they own.

  • bloodaxe

    That reminds me of a feeble joke.
    Have you heard about the new German Microwave?  It seats 12.  (yuk yuk) I bet the Buchanaland Nazis would get a chuckle out of that. 

  • ^TDO^

    TYVM

  • ^♠^

    What R U attempting to prove.  Willard wins he will be supported ! Simply a fact. Now for Gods and
    my sake STFU.
    Edited — Mistakenly placed myself on par with God. Proper order established.

  • Sweetrae aka: LeAnn

    Oh yah, St. Paul has the Asian and Mexican gangs waring over the methamphetamine ( crank) business for years now. Minneapolis has the bedsheets with legs fighting with terrorists in the Middle East.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Primus-Pentaveret/100001011569214 Primus Pentaveret

    Newt is very similar to Anne’s thinking… except for all of the big-government ideas including the carbon tax.
    He’s also a bit like Al Gore in taking credit for things that had more to do with El Nino than El Newt.

  • A_friendly_reader

    And another Primus poop.

    Just like a Mittsy: Regurgitating derogatory claims about Santorum, but providing no specifics, let alone backing the claims up.

    They never back them up.

  • ^TDO^

    Here it is about the gangs.  I really feel for the number of residents in this city that have to deal with them.  The police surely don’t.  Their gang-prevention squad is a joke.  They have ‘summits’ with the gang leaders.

  • ^TDO^

    Send it to Victor.  It will be all over the internet, LOL.

  • joe6pack

    We get it dude… Now, take a hike!

    Sheesh!

  • Sweetrae aka: LeAnn

    They tried that here, and found that the “gang-prevention” cops/leaders were getting kickbacks from different gangs to support their “turf” expansion.
    Gee who woulda thunk that would happen???

  • bloodaxe

    Diversity is good. So sayeth the libs. 
    There is a radio talk show host, Michael Savage, who says “diversity is perversity” which not only rhymes but is dead on accurate.

  • ^♠^

    I know nobody in Ohio, that ever visits Cleveland.  Toledo, is not a nice place either.

    Columbus and Cincinnati, may be passable, Dayton, has more prostitutes then Nevada.   

  • bloodaxe

    Have you ever noticed how extremely annoying people simply won’t go away?

  • bloodaxe

    At least the Police haven’t surrendered. Yet.

  • ^♠^

    Been that way since time began.

  • A_friendly_reader

    Beauty and grace that you seldom see, and a painful bite.

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    you love me…admit it…you love a forceful, intelligent, intellectually stimulating man…not the poor excuses of manhood found here…take Jerry for example…take him, please…LOL!

  • A_friendly_reader

    Kudos for you.

    We sometimes get “Desperate Housewife” on ours.

    In fact we always get “Desperate Housewife” on ours.

  • ^♠^

    ←↨→

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    pink…did you say pink…why that would match my bow!!!

  • Ribbey

    My dentist is all into the WWll planes, thats his passion

  • ^♠^

    ßóóß

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    Larry, grow up, I did not fall for that stunt the first time…you CANNOT fool …the MASTA!

  • Ribbey

    you are maybe , and I’m being optimistic, a little fraction of somthin :

  • A_friendly_reader

    You are turning on a light bulb for a moth. 

    Like asking a boxelder bug to appreciate Mozart.

  • ^♠^

    but zombo.com is a really beautiful place, you can do anything at zombo.com

  • Ribbey

    hehahehaheha!!!!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    Jerry, I heard your wife is auditioning for a part…LOL!

  • A_friendly_reader

    You don’t have to spell it out. They’ll wind up in the same place by themselves.

  • westoast

    I got pulled away by a phone call and now I must tend to another matter.
    I shall return!

  • bloodaxe

    When the Battle of Britain began the RAF had about 200 Spitfires and 600 of the inferior Hurricane fighters. The Luftwaffe had several times that number of the excellent ME-109 along with hundreds of bombers. The British Army had been badly beaten and narrowly escaped annihilation at Dunkirk. Back in England the Brits had fewer than 1 million rounds of .303 rifle ammo. (With an army of 200,000 men that’s 5 rounds each) Had Hitler decided to invade England he would have succeeded and possibly won the war. All the forces he had in France and Norway and North Africa could have been hurled against the Russkis and maybe he could have beaten them too. Ain’t it fun to speculate on things that might have been but never were? 

  • ^♠^

    Tell me the truth, have you ever been to zombo.com?

    You would love the introduction to the site. That man has a great voice. 

  • Ribbey

    Oh drat toasty!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    Larry….CONGRATS…YOU DID IT!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6OPiaaX9j0

  • Ribbey

    Otay! yur right!

  • westoast

    LOL. As I turned in last night I chuckled to myself, heh, heh, heh, …..rubber skulled outhouse peeping tom.
    Thanks for the yuks!

  • A_friendly_reader

    They’re his sweet tooth?

    Do they still reenact Hiroshima at Harlingen? They used to put on a hell of a show.

  • Ribbey

    YES and YES!

  • A_friendly_reader

    That’s what you get when you expect somethin’ for nothin’.

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    Larry, you’re not bad…but you will never replace the original…nyuk nyuk nyuk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WriZI1NnD5Y

  • ^♠^

    You kidnapped Moe

  • A_friendly_reader

    Even at Zombo, you can’t fill a bowl with water if it’s riddled with big holes and bigger cracks.

    I watch Marx Brothers movies at Zeppo.com.

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    no problem, useless trash mens stall toe tapping Sammy Davis Jr. nyuklehead!!

  • Ribbey

    Sho u right!

  • ^♠^

    Fats go chill out and enjoy life

    Pink Floyd HD – The Wall Movie (COMPLETE)   

    http://youtu.be/eIlA503rSlc

  • bloodaxe

    The loss of that B-17 was a tragedy. There are so few of those old birds left, especially still in flying condition. There are plenty that have disappeared completely, like the JU-87 Stuka. The Germans built about 15,000 of them and today there are no flyable examples and only one or two sitting in museums. 
     Recently a fisherman in Russia discovered a P-39 Aircobra sitting on the bottom of a lake. The Russkis hauled it out of the water and it was very well preserved. The remains of the pilot were still in the cockpit. The plane is now back in the US being restored for static display in the factory where it was built. You can google it. 

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    then go, and wish yourself to be intelligent…nyuk nyuk nyuk…

  • Ribbey

    HEY you BTW Thanks! I watched the one you sent me earlier today, was cool

  • ^♠^

    This is in HD and it is the complete movie- If you Like Pink floyd, it’s the max

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    more enjoyable than this…nawwww…can’t be…LOL!!!

  • ^♠^

    It’s over a hour long

  • Ribbey

    Yes I think I will Thank You!

  • ^♠^

    1:35:07 in length, that’s a lot of PINK

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    that goes beyond Jerry’s attention span…unless he is here posting useless information for all of us to dwell on…

  • ^♠^

    The Animals – House of the Rising Sun (1964) High Definition [HD]http://youtu.be/mmdPQp6Jcdk

  • bloodaxe

    I think they ran out of Japanese volunteers.

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    stop the double entendre’s you PERVERT! stop it, I tell ya!!

  • ^♠^

    Been the ruin of many a poor boy, the house of the rising sun. 

  • Ribbey

    Gonna go do that now!   later mi Annville friends!

  • A_friendly_reader

    I’ve posted here, in reference to Ron Paul’s inclination to create Fortress America, that if he would have been prez in the WW II era, Britain would have been overrun, Hitler would have thrown his all against Russia and without our might to preoccupy him, the Germans would have developed the A-bomb and perfected war-worthy jet fighters, including a much deadlier Focke-Wulf, as well as better rocketry and who knows what else.

    After consolidating his Old World booty, he would have wiped out this republic.

    It’s pure luck (or intervention) that he called off the Battle of Britain just as the island was teetering on defeat. Some German airmen saw what appeared to them to be fleets of Hurricanes and Spits while Hitler had been told the Brits were down to odds and ends.

    He got pissed and impatient and looked for new quarry. 

    The hurricanes bore the brunt of the Battle of Britain. They took endless punishment and continued flying like airborne pit bulls.

    Had the Germans had the same radar technology as the Brits, it would have been a German rout.

  • joe6pack

    Damn! Sorry I missed you Vihar!

    The Ducks looked good in their bowl game. I know you are proud and The OSU Cowboys made jas sad. Don’t tell him, but I was a pulling for OSU. LOL

    I’m pulling for Bama to take the title on monday night.

    Anyway…stop back by and let’s talk some football!

    God Bless you, my friend!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    call me sometime…♫you sexy thing…you believe in miracles?♫

  • ^♠^

    L8r RL ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

  • A_friendly_reader

    He thinks Zombo is a Sylvester Stallone character.

  • ^♠^

    Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising
    http://youtu.be/5BmEGm-mraE

  • jas

    What?!!!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    have any NEW info, Jerry…all that for nuttin’…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

  • A_friendly_reader

    Saw your posts when I awoke from napping. Good lines — but then I was groggy. And wasted on a wisp of the wind.

  • ^♠^

    ☺☻☺☻

  • bloodaxe

    True. And we’d all be speaking German and eating lots of sauerkraut. There would be no Jewish people at all and all the negroes would have been sent back to Africa or maybe enslaved again. Some folks may think that’s good but life under the Nazi thumb would be hell.

  • A_friendly_reader

    Don’t know who you’re addressing (I can guess), but what will the  ransom be?

    Moe money?

  • ^♠^

    åwàÿ ƒât ßó¥ åwàÿ

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!…it took me a while, but finally dammit, I got it! Zombo…Rambo…you clever devil you!!!!

  • ^♠^

    fat alberts kidnapped Moe

  • Anonymous

    Slowjoe?

  • A_friendly_reader

    Nice try, but for some individuals, Pink Floyd can’t compete with pink undergarments in the enjoyment of life.

  • Anonymous

    I ate him. Guess which body part I started with?

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    ♫what a wonderful life this would be??…♫
    just askin’

  • ^♠^

    ?¿?¿

  • Anonymous

    I wear blue panties only.

  • ^♠^

    He would have been tied up for awhile, if he liked Floyd. Great movie. 

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    it is the silly, ignorant troll…you can quickly discern the difference…3rd grade humor vs. incredibly intelligent wit, wisdom and quickness…what can I say, I am blessed!

  • Anonymous

    Peter’s pecker picked anotherPickle bearing pussy pepper,Peter’s pecker picked anotherPickle bearing pussy pepper

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    I do love the color though, matches by bow…wonderful when downing a 6 a Schitz…

  • ^♠^

    R U Voting for Corvair man, he is going to challenge Obama in the primary

  • Anonymous

    Peter peter penis eater

  • A_friendly_reader

    I think I read about it at the time. More recently, a full-fledged fighter was found right off Florida’s coast, if I remember correctly. Within the past year or so, one was found on the bottom of Lake Michigan; I can’t remember what they were going to do about it. Nor do I remember which fighters were found underwater.

    A large air base in or near Chicago trained fighter pilots, so a fair number of their steeds wound up in Lake Michigan. 

    Wasn’t one also found not that long ago somewhere in SE Asia?

    Too many of them are crashing in air races too. Including P-51s, each of which makes Planeboy cry.

  • Anonymous

    I like Barney Frank. Us PETER eaters sticks ta getha

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    apparently your peter has an enormous appetite for other peter…congrats, you rat…your Barney Frank!

  • ^♠^

    Liberals vow to challenge Obama in Democratic primaries

    Ralph Nader says the Democrats must mount an intraparty challengeto President Obama in the presidential primary season 

  • Anonymous

    All one needs as to quantify my statement is to read my comments of complete gibberish and my childish vacillating quotes of nonsensical blathering, however I will admit, it is quite essential to my rehabilitation and well being after being released from the state psych ward for being mentally impaired…and although I am an obvious paranoiac psychotic…

    I DON’T RECKON I GOT ME NO REASON TO KEEL NOBUDDY!!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    ok, you enjoy peter pickle smooching, we get it, we get it…

  • A_friendly_reader

    Eric Burdon? Will have to check that out. He still has his defiant 1960s rock ‘n’ roll attitude.

  • A_friendly_reader

    Really? They’re so inscrutable.

  • Anonymous

    My response obviously derives from my being a truly sick individual of limited intelligence and originality and equally into my practice of beast worship…males only…PLEASE BE MY FRIEND! I AM SO LONELY!!!

  • A_friendly_reader

    Spoken from experience, it sounds like.

  • Anonymous

    You’re Peter

  • A_friendly_reader

    See ya later. Chop chop!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    hmmm…I may have been incorrect in assuming it was Loathsome Dung trolling…this ignorance can only be achieved by one person…my twin…slowjoe, IS THAT YOU…come on out and take a bow…as you always do in the mens room…
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ^♠^

    Twas a wild one in my youth, spent some orange sunshine days and purple haze nights

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    stay away from it, PERVERT!!!

  • Anonymous

    This thread was fine until I attempted to turn it into a pig sty because I tried to post rambling garbage all day, every day,  hoping to subject the posters to pitiful rambling about the cyber ring and how much I love goat ding-a-lings. I live a very uninteresting life and my stupid ramblings of equally unamusing anecdotes and fabrications don’t seem to go over here where I am outclassed at every turn and obviously unwelcome…
    H E should be ashamed for allowing my rambling hall monitor nonsense to continue unabated…when will it end…when will it end I ask in all seriousness……..not really…what would I do without this place?..

    PLEASE BE MY FRIEND! I AM SO LONELY!

  • A_friendly_reader

    That’s a fitting referral if I ever heard one.

  • Anonymous

    You weren’t shy last night.

  • A_friendly_reader

    He thinks those symbols are Al Jolson and his twin brother.

  • ^♠^

    Well you acted like a normal human being for approximately 20 minutes. 

  • Ribbey

    Shucks! I gave Paul the clue

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    HI…sweetie cakes…love ya!!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VQWHFAXTKUAKDY2WUIWFHODCTE James

    Old Queens never stop swishing they just talk of anal fixations sheep and Schlitz.

  • A_friendly_reader

    I think she’s probably being careful to honor contractual obligations. She’s a commentator now, not a direct participant.

    Todd probably is her outlet. 

    She has to pick a horse in the race to improve her chances of an ambassadorship or sumpin’.

  • Ribbey

    Paul’s right! You da MAN!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    ya see…my favorite sheep lover pops in to see his wittle sweetie, the Gay Cabellero…
    mwaaaaaaaaaaa…

    http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/3566

    Loathsome Dung…jjjjjjjjealous!!!!

  • planeboy

    ……..just for all you apple heads…lol..

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    yoo hoooo, Jerry…stop ignoring me, it’s not polite, let alone blatantly obvious…
    how’s YOUR peter tonite???

  • ^♠^

    Никога не апелирай към «по-добрата» страна на човека. Той може и да няма такава. 
    Обърни се към личната му заинтересованост, това е значително по-ефективно.” 

  • westoast

    Aw shuckins, it weren’t nuthin. ALT 0134

  • woody_austin

    God. I’m so lonely too. Please come give me a hug. Or beat me like a bad dog. I don’t care. Any attention will do.

    I am soooo lonely.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VQWHFAXTKUAKDY2WUIWFHODCTE James

    Some folks drop in on Annville and then there are some that slither in.

  • joe6pack

    Yea…old ShurGay is such a GEEEEEENYUS!

    I wish we were worthy of worship like him.

  • Ribbey

    The lunatic is in the grass….

  • woody_austin

    My three favorite past times.   Actually, I’m preferential to sow but sheep are a close second.

  • Paul Earth A.D.

    “Unless you think it is sacrilegious.” – Toast.

    It actually makes me think about the Cross and Calvary. The two wings look like little hills on either side of the cross.

  • A_friendly_reader

    I don’t want to get too involved in these intramural kerfuffles, but for the sake of accuracy in advertising, shouldn’t the name be The PESTA?

  • bloodaxe

     I will be glad to help if I can.

  • joe6pack

    Don’t click on little peter’s link unless you want to see him engaged in sex with farm animals.

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    . Ларри, вы Stooge, вполне завинчивание вокруг и сделайте смысле, ваш друг, веселый кабальеро

  • joe6pack

    LMAO!

  • woody_austin

    My three favorite past times.   Actually, I’m preferential to sow but sheep are a close second.

  • joe6pack

    LOL!

  • ^♠^

    ◙  Pete, you already reek like a Marseilles cat house; don’t wheedle Jerry for more stinkum.” 

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    James, I just can’t get over how they photographed your best side here…you ole mountain butt, you…

    http://www.laughparty.com/funnypicture/Save-The-Whales/352/

  • Ribbey

    What is thar PB?

  • joe6pack

    I have a friend that can read that. He doesn’t post here anymore.

  • planeboy

    A bad dog is about the highest high you’ll ever reach…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VQWHFAXTKUAKDY2WUIWFHODCTE James

    Ribs ,,wait until full Moon he wears his Obammy Ears and gay pride t-shirt.

  • planeboy

    Thar be me…lol…

  • ^♠^

    The Snake That Eats Its Own Tail, Forever and Ever. I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies come from? 

  • woody_austin

    God.  Prince Woody is so lonely today.  I feel left out in the cold like a sad ole dog.  Please come warm me by the fire and tell me tales of yester-year when proud aryan kings roamed free and true and smote every putzypuke in sight.  I love those wintertime fables you spin.

  • joe6pack

    Then he barks at the moon like a rabid swamp ape.

    I wonder if he was raped by Bigfoots?

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    joe, stay here, you can beat off to this later…LOL!!!
    http://www.travelblog.org/Phot

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VQWHFAXTKUAKDY2WUIWFHODCTE James

    ShugaLisp made his mark when he asked for 10 cavity searchs at the Airport.

  • ^♠^

    ◙ Huntsman up to 18% in NH and has MO MO

  • Ribbey

    ew ew that smell, can ya smell that smell, the smell of death around…..

  • bloodaxe

    Does he have that many?

  • joe6pack

    LMAO!

    I know, but holding the screener at gunpoint until he got what he wanted was a bit much.

  • woody_austin

    and calling yourself “planeboy” is about the highest high you’ll ever reach.  I’m thinking of changing my avatar to trainguy or blimpbuddy just so I can see what its like to live in your wonderful and mighty world.

  • joe6pack

    OH MY GOD!

    What brilliance! I must gasp at the awe of your superior intellect!

    Fucktard!

  • joe6pack

    Same cavity.

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    James obliged by performing multiple dingleberry searches, one in rear, other frontal dangling dingles…

  • Ribbey

    I like that word don’t you?  kerfuffles  ~( , )~

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    those James gas explosions are deadly…keep back!!

  • joe6pack

    little peter is lonely too. He has spent the last year talking to a stuffed animal and watching gay porn on beta max.

  • woody_austin

    Why are you always ignoring me.  I thought one sock-puppet hand washes the other?  I’ll give this sock-puppet back to the hive if you’ll just give me, the Great Prince Woody, some attention. 

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    OH MY GOD!

    What brilliance! I must gasp at the awe of your superior intellect!

  • Ribbey

    Thats when He cried out.

  • joe6pack

    Sheer brilliance. I can see why you can’t stand to read our comments.

    We just could never think of insults involving gayness and sex with farm animals.

  • joe6pack

    You should.

  • westoast

    Sounds like something you find, growing underground, with the help of a pig.
    And when the pig finds it, it punches the pig in the face.

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    OH MY GOD!

    What brilliance! I must gasp at the awe of your superior intellect!

    poor slowjoe cannot overcome his peter fetish, so he responds to “woody”…oops…you are soooooo GAY, joe…admit it…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VQWHFAXTKUAKDY2WUIWFHODCTE James

    Bloodaxe,

    If we counted all the avatars of some slithering beings that come here then the 10 cavity searchs is just one stop.  Then again most people do not have the mental derangement that would make them have so many names and hiding places.. due to their behavior…

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    but you do so consistently joe…admit it, you are GAY, GAY I tell ya…do not be embarrassed, a 4th marriage will not help!!

  • joe6pack

    Still waiting for you to post something brilliant.

    I know…how about Suckle and some man meat and peanut butter samiches?

  • Paul Earth A.D.

    Hello PB, How are you doing this fine evening?

  • joe6pack

    You will have to wait on Edward to stop by if you are looking for a date, little peter.

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    yes, bloody, click my avatar, then activity…behold my intelligent comments…

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ribbey

    Sounds like something you would serve Mozart on a silver ornate platter. Kerfuffles sir?

  • joe6pack

    Allright Petey.

    Stop back by when you have a thought.

  • bloodaxe

    Reptiles aren’t noted for their intelligence or charming personalities. Some of the characters on this site are definitely reptilian in that sense. And they can be quite venomous.

  • westoast

    How many pigs has this kerfuffle punched? It looks stringy!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    Suckle…man meat…peter… my God, joe…everyone here sees it, let it out…those marriages were a scam…a scam I tell ya!

  • joe6pack

    LMAO!

  • jas

    Intelligent?

    I said you were funny. 

    Well…..

    Like a Crucifix on Castro.  LOL!!!

  • Ribbey

    heh heh heh heh

  • woody_austin

    For us sock-puppets, a cavity search is akin to the hand of the creator. 
    For without a hand inside of our cavity, we would be but a sock. 

  • joe6pack

    LMFAO!

    More a like a the Crucifix on Madonna!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    nothing else on joe’s mind but Peter…it is no use, the man has gone overboard in his gayness…

  • jas

    Slow nite on Buchanan? 

  • Ribbey

    man o man o man!

  • A_friendly_reader

    Thank you, kind sir.

    Cutting to the chase: Do you have contacts in your area who are active in the local Marine Corps League chapters or are fairly close to “ex-Marines” who might have such contacts?

    If the answer is yes, would you be willing to serve as a conduit to help me make contact with such folks?

    League officers are listed on the Web, but I’ve found that people who are formally appointed as veteran “service” people often don’t want to be bothered with real-life situations, and unfortunately that does include people in the League.

    A sensitive family matter is at issue so I can’t get into detail publicly, but what’s needed, really, is for someone in the S.D. area to check on something that can only be done on the ground. No cloaks or daggers or Mission Impossible assignments.

    This is not a super-urgent situation. Actually, I’m not so sure it’s not, but I’m a minority of one on the matter.

    I can post a disposable e-mail address if you have any promising leads — or if anyone reading this has BA’s and my regular address, I’d appreciate mine being forwarded and a one-line note to let me know that’s been done.

  • bloodaxe

    I’ve heard of cow punchers but not pig punchers. When did that start?

  • Ribbey

    he he    ~( , )~

  • joe6pack

    Prince Woody has beaten down his share of nazis tonight. He heard petey was in the market for a new sock puppet.

  • woody_austin

    Behold the Great Prince Woody.  You steal my lines like you stole my heart when I stole your avatar.  haw haw haw.  I am the Great Prince Woody!  Sow swallower, troll tickler, goose-stepping pillow pirate.  Ahoy!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    westy is a true innovator, matching his bloviator skills…LOL!!

  • joe6packmulletheadGayCaballero

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………..YYYYYYYYYYYYYAWN………..

  • westoast

    riblady I like that word don’t you?  kerfuffles  ~( , )~

    westoast, BE VEWY VEWY QUIET! I’M HUNTIN’ WIBEWALS Sounds like something you find, growing underground, with the help of a pig.
    And when the pig finds it, it punches the pig in the face.

  • planeboy

    Very well sir hope all is well with you and your family…

  • joe6pack

    Your date is here. You fellas have a good time!

    Don’t get too much chocolate on your man meat!

  • Guest

    DeMint.