Ann Coulter Letter

New York Times Reader Kills Dozens in Norway

The New York Times wasted no time in jumping to conclusions about Anders Behring Breivik, the Norwegian who staged two deadly attacks in Oslo last weekend, claiming in the first two paragraphs of one story that he was a “gun-loving,” “right-wing,” “fundamentalist Christian,” opposed to “multiculturalism.” 

It may as well have thrown in “Fox News-watching” and “global warming skeptic.” 

This was a big departure from the Times‘ conclusion-resisting coverage of the Fort Hood shooting suspect, Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan. Despite reports that Hasan shouted “Allahu Akbar!” as he gunned down his fellow soldiers at a military medical facility in 2009, only one of seven Times articles on Hasan so much as mentioned that he was a Muslim. 

Of course, that story ran one year after Hasan’s arrest, so by then, I suppose, the cat was out of the bag. 

In fact, however, Americans who jumped to conclusions about Hasan were right and New York Times reporters who jumped to conclusions about Breivik were wrong. 

True, in one lone entry on Breivik’s gaseous 1,500-page manifesto, “2083: A European Declaration of Independence,” he calls himself “Christian.” But unfortunately he also uses a great number of other words to describe himself, and these other words make clear that he does not mean “Christian” as most Americans understand the term. (Incidentally, he also cites The New York Times more than a half-dozen times.) 

Had anyone at the Times actually read Breivik’s manifesto, they would have seen that he uses the word “Christian” as a handy moniker to mean “European, non-Islamic” — not a religious Christian or even a vague monotheist. In fact, at several points in his manifesto, Breivik stresses that he has a beef with Christians for their soft-heartedness. (I suppose that’s why the Times is never worried about a “Christian backlash.”) 

A casual perusal of Breivik’s manifesto clearly shows that he uses the word “Christian” similarly to the way some Jewish New Yorkers use it to mean “non-Jewish.” In this usage, Christopher Hitchens and Madalyn Murray O’Hair are “Christians.” 

I told a Jewish gal trying to set me up with one of her friends once that he had to be Christian, and she exclaimed that she had the perfect guy: a secular Muslim atheist. (This was the least-popular option on the ’60s board game Dream Date, by the way). 

Breivik is very clear that you don’t even have to believe in God to join his movement, saying in a self-interview: 

Q: Do I have to believe in God or Jesus in order to become a Justiciar Knight? 

A: As this is a cultural war, our definition of being a Christian does not necessarily constitute that you are required to have a personal relationship with God or Jesus. 

He goes on to say that a “Christian fundamentalist theocracy” is “everything we DO NOT want,” and a “secular European society” is “what we DO want.” 

“It is enough,” Breivik says, “that you are a Christian-agnostic or a Christian-atheist.” That statement doesn’t even make sense in America. 

At the one and only meeting of Breivik’s “Knights Templar” in London in 2002, there were nine attendees, three of whom he describes as “Christian atheists” and one as a “Christian agnostic.” (Another dozen people mistook it for a Renaissance Faire and were turned away.) 

Breivik clearly explains that his “Knights Templar” is “not a religious organization but rather a Christian ‘culturalist’ military order.” He even calls on the “European Jewish, Buddhist and Hindu community” to join his fight against “the Islamization of Europe.” 

He doesn’t believe in Christianity or want anyone else to, but apparently supports celebrating Christmas simply to annoy Muslims. 

Breivik says he is “not an excessively religious man,” brags that he is “first and foremost a man of logic,” calls himself “economically liberal” and reveres Darwinism. 

But Times reporters had their “Eureka!” moment as soon as they heard Breivik used the word “Christian” someplace to identify himself. No one at the Times bothered to read Breivik’s manifesto to see that he doesn’t use the term the way the rest of us do. That might have interfered with the paper’s obsessive Christian-bashing. 

Other famous killers dubbed conservative Christians by the Times include Timothy McVeigh and Jared Loughner. 

McVeigh was a pot-smoking atheist who said, “Science is my religion.” 

Similarly, Breivik says in his manifesto that “it is essential that science take an undisputed precedence over biblical teachings” –- a statement that would be incomprehensible to all the real scientists, such as Copernicus, Kepler, Galileo, Descartes, Bacon, Newton, Mendel, Pasteur, Planck, Einstein and Pauli, all of whom believed the whole purpose of science was to understand God. 

The Tucson shooter, Jared Loughner, was lyingly described by the Times as a pro-life fanatic. Not only did more honest news outlets, such as ABC News, report exactly the opposite — for example, how Loughner alarmed his classmates by laughing about an aborted baby in class — but Loughner’s friends described him as “left wing,” “a political radical,” “quite liberal” and “a pothead.” Another said Loughner’s mother was Jewish. 

The only reason Timothy McVeigh has gone down in history as a right-wing Christian and Jared Loughner has not — despite herculean efforts by much of the mainstream media to convince us otherwise — is that by January 2011 when Loughner went on his murder spree, conservatives had enough media outlets to reveal the truth. 

As explained in the smash best-seller “Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America,” the liberal rule is: Any criminal act committed by a white man with a gun is a right-wing, Christian conspiracy, whereas any criminal act committed by a nonwhite is the government violating someone’s civil liberties. 

It’s too bad Breivik wasn’t a Muslim extremist open about his Jihadist views, because I hear the Army is looking for a new psychiatrist down at Fort Hood. 

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  • joe6pack

    Hooooooly Shiiiiiiiiit!!!

    My eyes!!!

  • Light_V_Dark

    Not modesty, Toast…The Fux-Tick is in complete agreement with the Pinko Succubi…

    http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/dishmael_bucket/Succubus.jpg

  • Tony_Seco

    That’s pretty much what comes to my mind every time I think code pink.

  • westoast

    I forgot. They are not prone to modesty. 

  • A_friendly_reader

    Greetings again, Eddie, as I work my way up the thread.

    Lots more venting by you for most of the post, but not much substance.

    I somehow think that your target audience might be disinclined to ruminate much over your disdainful fulminations, so why not see how persuasive you might be with someone you can’t peg into a conservative hole?

    Scrolling down 60 percent of the way in your post to find anything beyond figuratively face-making, I see you classify many of the assembled as racists and “biggots.”

    I’ve been monitoring and inciting this board for maybe 3 months and am familiar with most of the regulars. Who, beyond the Jew baiter and native-American baiter who goes by ShugaRay is a racist or “biggot” and specifically how do they earn that label?

    When you say that “in every civilization it is the far left that brings about change, progress and equality” do you include Russia, the remainder of the USSR, the Soviet Bloc countries, Mainland China, Vietnam, North Korea, Tibet, Burma, Cuba, Venezuela and the various African nations who have been run by Marxist strongmen?

    If there are exceptions, please point them out.

    Are you similarly enamored with Commulnism’s kissin’ cousin, National Socialism?

    Do you dream, or at least wish, for the day that Marxism again rule Polands, East Germany, the Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Romania, the Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania, Serbia, Slovenia, Macedonia and those other bits and pieces of Communist empire that hung over much of Europe and Asia like an enormous toxic cloud?

    Do you wish for Marxist dictatorship to return to parts of Africa that escaped from its grip? Do you support a return to Marxist rule in Nicaragua? Is Hugo Chavez your idea of an ideal progressive leader? Do you fear the end of Cuban Marxism after the Castros fade from power?

    Are you aware that Jerry Falwell and his movement were mostly attentive to social issues and barely noticed financial questions while the tea party movement has been the reverse?

    Name one sock puppet? Well, there has been no one more verbose on this board than ShugaDaddy and Archiekins. But they never engage in conversation with others at the same time, and to look at their posts, you can’t tell the difference between them. Except when Shuga goes all David Duke and Jeremiah Wright.

    Two days ago, give or take, I noticed a talk-alike on the board and was curious to see how long he’d been on site. His moniker had existed 17 hours.

    Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve asked some relative newcomers where they posted before walking through the open doors of Human Events, what their moniker was there, when they were active and what was the address.

    It’s the strangest thing, Eddie. I never receive answers.

    I’m seeing more monikers right now that sure seem to have some Shugarchie DNA. If I were a fisherman I’d get some sockeye bait and I’d probably be reeling in puppets quick.

  • Light_V_Dark

    Toast, here’s an ancient definition of Political Correctness..
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    “Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!” – Isaiah 5:20 (KJV)

  • joe6pack

    I wonder what it is like to go through life without a conscience?

  • Tony_Seco

    We should ask eddie next time Calvin lets him on.

  • Light_V_Dark

    Liberals have no shame Joe

    NO SOUL, NO CONSCIENCE, COMPASSION, FIDELITY, MERCY, LOVE, HUMAN DECENCY…

    In spite of all these deficits, they are as great as Evil People can be..

  • A_friendly_reader

    Cal, ole pal.

    I just finished telling Eddie about my miserable experiences  in communicating with you and certain other beacons of enlightenment on this board.

    What with you being a relative newcomer to H.E., I asked you to specify where you posted previously, what the address(es) was/were, when you posted there and what moniker(s) you used.

    I was telling Eddie that no lefty ever gives answers. You of course shared one moniker, but it was useless without the rest of the puzzle, as I kept telling you.

    Unless you decide to become more forthcoming, could you please post to Eddie why you are so coy?

  • westoast

    Probably never know. And you can’t trust those who do know to describe it to you.
    I imagine it is a form of bliss. There is an old saying that leads me to believe that anyway.

  • jas

    WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!!!!!:

    “The U.S. Government could put a reverse bounty on Shuga’s head, the Mexicans pay us 16 trillion to let him back in.  Would solve the current crisis.  How long do you think the Mexicans will tolerate hearing: “Poncho Via?  He was a dang joo!”"

    My back hurts too much to laugh.  LOL!!!

  • A_friendly_reader

    That’s years old.

    The guy  was later elected senator in Idaho.

  • Tony_Seco

    LVD, here’s an ancient example of Political Correctness..
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    “So when Pilate saw he was gaining nothing, but rather that a riot was beginning, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd, saying, “I am innocent of this man’s blood; see to it yourselves”. – Matthew 27:24

  • Light_V_Dark

    I wonder what it is like to go through life without a conscience? Joe…

    Ask ANYBODY, who votes D…SHE WILL LIE TO YOU, YOU INTOLERANT, FASCIST, NAZI,  FUNDY PIG!

  • westoast

    Hurt your back ? Did you strain it holding yourself back at the farmers market?

  • joe6pack

    Good point…I guess none of us will ever know.

  • Light_V_Dark

    You eat corn on the cob, lengthwise, don’t you? Your snotty little posts have this pink aura about them…<8-Q Gotta smoke, Comrade?

  • Tony_Seco

    You have to be careful lifting heavy jugs.

  • jas

    Tweaked it reaching for some melons.  LOL!!!

  • Tony_Seco

    We could just blame the murder of 40 million children on 1 billion atheists. Hows that?

  • Light_V_Dark

    Hey Clovenhooves,

    you’ve got a little demon, LIKING each of your hateful scrawls…

    Juergen Habermas, a veteran leftist German philosopher stunned his admirers not long ago by proclaiming, “Christianity, and nothing else, is the ultimate foundation of liberty, conscience, human rights, and democracy, the benchmarks of Western civilization. To this day, we have no other options [than Christianity]. We continue to nourish ourselves from this source. Everything else is postmodern chatter.”

    http://pcwatch.blogspot.com/

    Have you murdered Dr. Habermas, yet…

  • joe6pack

    Not so Jerry.

    The subject of my ridicule is none other than Eddie aka Edward Gerdon the brainless libtard who was here earlier.That would be why I posted this story(that I wrote,btw)

    The old timers here got the joke immediately.Sorry it was kind of an inside joke.

    I have more..a few I wrote and several written by one of the old timers,my friendLeroy Reality…funny stuff.

  • Light_V_Dark

    Tony, BRAVO…

    Everybody LOVED Pilate for this…He was one of the most evil men of the day…AND WAS ACTUALLY SACKED, FOR HIS CRUELTY…SOMEBODY WHO OVERSAW THOUSANDS OF CRUCIFIXIONS, TOO FECKING CRUEL?

  • joe6pack

    Nick was right.I mentioned Japanese chicks about an hour ago and here you come.LOL

    Do you have that same radar that Lynn has?

    hahahahaha

  • westoast

    Tsk tsk tsk. Always have to go for the watermelons. You do know cantalopes are in season, right?

  • joe6pack

    Or the democrat party.

  • A_friendly_reader

    Joe,

    I’m not saying otherwise, but I have to find out by myself if I have the opportunity. It’s a way of life for me. That way, when I make what I call a factual comment, I can call it factual and not hearsay. It’s more work but it’s worth it.

    I actually found that I was 150 posts behind in this thread so I skipped to the top and am now working backwards. I don’t know if Eddie has responded to me. But if he doesn’t, I call address him accordingly.

    So far has made extreme idealogical statements but I haven’t found anything I know to be outright untruthful.

    I’m trying to save some of my stuff now so I can throw it back in puppets’ faces in the future when they lie, and they have a bit of a habit.

    As for the puppets, I would love input from everyone as to which faces they believe and which they know to be puppets, and which clone is whose.

    Lots more reading to do. And minutes ago I filed another post that he may think really puts him on the spot.

  • westoast

    The problem is the times we live in. Our backs are getting weaker and the jugs are getting ridiculously larger. 

  • joe6pack

    That’s ok,though.Silicone is lighter than the real thing.

    LOL

  • Tony_Seco

    And when you’re sacked for cruelty by Cesar… you gotta be one sadistic SOB.

    Or not bringing in enough taxes.

    I wonder when Oesar will sack Reed for cruelty?

  • Light_V_Dark

    Tony,

    One cannot leave an evil organization/religion, without incurring a DEATH SENTENCE!

    Juergen Habermas, a veteran leftist German philosopher stunned his admirers not long ago by proclaiming, “Christianity, and nothing else, is the ultimate foundation of liberty, conscience, human rights, and democracy, the benchmarks of Western civilization. To this day, we have no other options [than Christianity]. We continue to nourish ourselves from this source. Everything else is postmodern chatter.”

    http://pcwatch.blogspot.com/

    I don’t dare look to see if the recent convert to HUMANITY, has been ASSASSINATED.

  • joe6pack

    Be good fellas.Gonna head out to the man cave and tinker with my bike.

    Keep the thumb suckers pinned down.

    Later!

  • Tony_Seco

    That’ll look good on a tombstone.

  • westoast

    Later Joe.

  • Tony_Seco
  • Tony_Seco

    Skelton my friend!

  • Light_V_Dark

    And when you’re sacked for cruelty by Cesar… you gotta be one sadistic SOB.
    Or not bringing in enough taxes.

    I wonder when Oesar will sack Reed for cruelty? Tony..

    Nobody be gettin sacked on the Boy King’s watch…Unless, they aren’t CRUEL ENOUGH.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptroxrg5_iY

  • A_friendly_reader

    “News Corp says they’re all evil.”

    This is why it took only a few posts from you for me to start calling you a liar, CalvinNT. And because I don’t want to subject myself to peril, I don’t use the word without being able to back it up.

    Who writes your prose: Goebbels?

    You’re the boy who cried “evil,” CalvinNT.

    Which is not to say I don’t still suspect you of being the puppettress rather than a real person. I just haven’t gotten a chance to analyze your crud and your presentation as carefully as I need to.

    I just started reading this section of the thread, PalCal, so maybe it’s a wrong first impression, but I see Shugarchie have yielded the floor. Is that what brings you forth? Did they take their Chevy to the levy and leave you as collateral?

    Breivek remains you, by the way: An intolerant, extremist collectivist for whom the end justifies the means. As I asked you earlier, state here where you ever condemned an Islamic act of terrorism, ranging from havoc in Israel and India to Iraq and Afghanistan to 9-11. Offer links or other evidence of your strong criticism, even.

    There’s not a poster in this space, conservative or otherwise, who hesitates to condemn the slaughter in Norway.

    But you can’t show that you even condemn 9-11, and I’ll bet a couple dinars that Shuga and Eddie and your other idealogical brethren will find it exceedingly tough to link to any true anti-terrorism rhetoric from them.

    In other words, Cal (or your puppetress), you’re not only a liar but a miserable, terrorism-justifying, self-righteous hypocrite.

  • Light_V_Dark

    Tony,

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Peter+4&version=NIV 

    1 Peter 4

    3 For you have spent enough time in the past doing what PAGANS choose to do—living in debauchery, lust, drunkenness, orgies, carousing and DETESTABLE IDOLATRY. 4 They are surprised that you do not join them in their reckless, wild living, AND THE HEAP ABUSE ON YOU.

    I’ve had Christians tell me, I’m not a Christian…I’m not FORGIVING ENOUGH…

  • Tony_Seco
  • Tony_Seco

    I’ve forgiven myself a little debauchery once or twice.

  • joe6pack

    As you wish.

    As someone who has known the dope head and liar for about three years.

    I stand by my previous comment.
    :D

  • A_friendly_reader

    CalvinNT and Eddie:

    Join the club, or rejoin.

    Not yet has a liberal been prepared to dialogue with me on this board. You two left today without comment on my questions and arguments.

    You did the same earlier, Calvin, wimping out each time when I forced an issue of substance.

    Your fellow travelers always do the same.

    You engage in rhetoric and verbal dance and expressions of personal contempt, but none of you will give direct answers or engage on a substantive basis.

    To the extent that any of you even come close, it’s generally in a soup of lies.

    You stand in disgrace.

    It’s not at all surprising, of course. I just mention it because activity on the thread has ended with you in hiding, so I can draw conclusions.

    Is it after curfew in puppet land?

  • joe6pack

    LMAO!

    Nice silicon there.

    I signed the guest book and gave Shooters a “like”.

    Skelton Amigo!

  • Light_V_Dark

    Tony, I WAS, Mr. DEBAUCH..What I remember of it still brings a smile…

    In the Bible, CHARITY and LOVE are synonymous words…

    This is kind of long winded for me…From your WELFARE Video…Check the comments…WE ARE DESPISED, BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT OUR TAX MONEY ROBBED FROM US,  TO LOVE PEOPLE WHO DON’T DESERVE IT…See the last passage.

    Speak ill of the Welfare State, and, you gonna die, bro.

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians%201-13&version=NIV

    4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
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     8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. 9 For we know in part and we prophesy in part, 10 but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears. 11 When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. 12 For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

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     13 And now these three remain: faith, hope and love(Charity). But the greatest of these is love(Charity).

    WELFAIRIES…ACTUALLY FEEL, THAT WE ARE TRYING TO PREVENT THE BOY KING FROM LOVING THEM!

  • Light_V_Dark

    Hope it was good…I’ve not liked many movies out of Hell EE Wood, lately…

  • 1EDWARDREALITY1

    Tony_Seco,

    The “you people” I am referring to are the far right extremists in the republican party. The same people war hero, U.S. Senator, and 2008 GOP presidential candidate John McCain referred to on the Senate floor recently as trolls or hobbits or some other lower form of life. Your presidential standard bearer thinks you people are NUTS and this is coming from a pretty far right guy himself. That should tell you people something about how far out of touch with reality you people are.

    He’s talking about “you people.” “The crazies!” The Ann Coulter, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh lovers of this world. People walking around with teabags hanging from their heads and guns at their sides at POLITICAL rallys. People spitting at congressmen and threatening lawmakers with violence. People disrupting town halls by trying to stifle free speech. Fighting progress for women in the work place. Fighting health care reform. Fighting financial regulation reform for Christ sakes. HELLO!!! Financial regulation reform!!! Do you people have no shame? Do you people have a friggin brain? As a country we lost 7 TRILLION DOLLARS of net worth in 2008, much of it due to greed and insuffcient financial regulations. And the republicans are like, DERRRR, we don’t need no financial reforms…in fact we needs LESS regulations! Nyunck Nyunck!

    You people voted in unqualified, hairbrained teabag goofballs that are already costing our country dearly with their refusal to act reasonable and responsible over this debt crisis. Unscruptulous politicians like Jim Dimwit who would rather “break” a president than do what’s best for the majority of people in our country.

    I know politics aside some of you people are probably pretty nice. Of course there are others here that are really scraping the bottom of the integrity barrel. I have relatives who think like you people and I still like them as people even though they have such a skewed, distorted look at reality when it comes to politics and religion in my opinion.

    You are a liar my wing nut friend. I am not a racist and have never made a racist comment on this thread except to say that loathsome dove was a disgrace to the Indian heritage because of his cowardness, chronic lying and total lack of interity. You have proven nothing time and again other than that you don’t know what you’re talking about.

    LYING about proving I am a racist is the act of a well…a LIAR! Now if you want to disprove that by reminding everyone of how racist I am with some of your abundance of proof I’m all ears. The ball is in your court boss…try and prove you’re not the liar that you actually are.

    Good luck with that one! lol

  • Guest

    I believe it was the British who first coined the term “terrorist” and that was when Palestine was under the British mandate. When the British mentioned their new coined term/s “terrorism/terrorist” they were referring to the Zionist murdererous groups: The Irgun (Etzel), the Haganah, The Stern Gang and The Lehi as the first “terrorists” in the Middle East. The deadly root of terrorism has a long history of murder and mayhem….all in the name xenophobic Zionism.

    The British had it correct: “Zionist terrorist extremism is their name….and ethnic cleansing is their game.”

  • millionkeys

    Aloha

  • A_friendly_reader

    Shalom.

  • Light_V_Dark

    The more INNOCENT a creature is, the more it is DESPISED by the EVIL…

    http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/dishmael_bucket/tinyfeet.jpg

    The CHOICE, is NEVER, to keep one’s d1ck in his pants, or for her to keep her FECKING LEGS TOGETHER!

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    Shuga, your constant hate-filled attacks on the Jews and Native Americans is way past boring.  The level of murderous rage you harbor for people who are different than you is understood by all.  Why must you keep talking about it?  FIND SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT!!!!  You are BORING>

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • Guest

    I’m positive it’s because you’re boring and too busy trying to “fly under the radar” of reality to command a response.  You’re tedious man, and a code talking cliquey man-pleaser…..in other words a toady with an uppity dull axe to grind.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • westoast

     
    “Terrorism” comes from the French word terrorisme,[10] and originally referred specifically to state terrorism as practiced by the French government during the Reign of terror. The French word terrorisme in turn derives from the Latin verb terreō meaning “I frighten”.[11] The terror cimbricus was a panic and state of emergency in Rome in response to the approach of warriors of the Cimbri tribe in 105 BC. The Jacobins cited this precedent when imposing a Reign of Terror during the French Revolution.[12][13] After the Jacobins lost power, the word “terrorist” became a term of abuse.[6]
    Although “terrorism” originally referred acts committed by a
    government, currently it usually refers to the killing of innocent
    people[14] by a non-government group in such a way as to create a media spectacle.[15] This meaning can be traced back to Sergey Nechayev, who described himself as a “terrorist”.[16] Nechayev founded the Russian terrorist group “People’s Retribution” (Народная расправа) in 1869.

    Geez shoog! How much more you got shoved up there?

  • archie007

    you guys are pigs…nuff said

  • A_friendly_reader

    Calvin and Eddie exit stage left, and you enter, stage left.

    Hello, puppetress.

    Changing faces isn’t a generally accepted alternative to answering questions or engaging in honest discourse.

    Your excursion into etymology is a bit ancient to be of interest. What information can you offer about sock puppet deceit and/or cowardice?

    Inquiring humans wanna know.

  • westoast

     I’m sure he didn’t mean to gross you out talking about icky girls. HISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

  • Guest

    It was the British who coined the term “terrorist” and the list of murderous gangs on the list and their heinous acts of “terror” are part of the record.

    You’re trying to swim against the current of denial again WT….you’ll probably get tired and head for shore soon….if you don’t you’re likely to drown in your own stiff necked ignorance.

  • A_friendly_reader

    ToastoftheTown,

    Lookee lookee.

    Calvin & Eddie have gone to their barracks, possibly in Puppetville, and the Archie/Shuga shift has begun.

    Do you wanna engage them separately and see if they can talk at the same time?

    I have $1,000 in Monopoly money that says they can’t.

    Which one do you want?

    This is the first time in hours that I’m caught up and a real-time smackdown would be the funnest thing I could come up with.

  • Jacob Smirner

    Just because I prefer the company of boys more than girls in no way makes me a sissy.  In fact, I’m very manly.

  • joe6pack

    Poor widdle archieKen.

    GROW UP

    DUMBASS!!!

  • A_friendly_reader

    Who knew archie  was so starchy. When he goes all Shuggy without moving a puppet muscle, he really knows how to git down.

  • joe6pack

    Aloha,my friend!

  • Tony_Seco

    I do my part for Charity, and then some. There is a difference between my giving and the government taking and then giving in the name of democrats.

    A big difference.

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    He hasn’t written us a new poem in months, what’s up with that?

  • A_friendly_reader

    A smilin’ face is always welcome, 6pack, especially when it’s so much more real than puppets.

  • joe6pack

    So YOU are the pitcher and Calverta is the catcher?

    We should have known.

  • Jacob Smirner

    some of my best friends are puppets.  They live in my room with me and massage me at night.

  • westoast

    Your record has a skip in it. It sounds like this…tic tic tic… the Jews did it tic tic tic… the Jews did it tic tic tic…the Jews did it tic tic tic…
    Is it ignorance to dismiss out of hand the nonsense you make up? No.
    It is an informed decision to discount what you say without giving it a second thought. Yes.
     You are a dispenser of nonsense in the third degree.
    You should be proud of yourself. Few have even endeavored to achieve such a level of apathy towards the truth. It has obviously become your life’s work.

  • joe6pack

    I think he out did himself with soldier joe.

    Hard to top that pile of crap.

  • Tony_Seco

    Say hello to Rosie

  • 1EDWARDREALITY1

    Jerry,

    I’m impressed with your response. Very seldom do I get an intellectual reply to one of my intellectual posts. Usually it’s just the low lifes like Loathsome Dove or Joe Alcoholic that have nothing of substance or relevance to say so they just attack me personally, regardless of whatever subject I am writing about. Very seldom do I get the chance to go one on one with someone who can actually articulate points and raise provocative questions and seems wiling to debate them in a  civil manner. I like the challenge but unfortunately I don’t have the time at the moment.

    You made an excellent, thought out post and I respect that and want to return the favor and I will soon, but not tonight as I have other plans and it will take me awhile to adequately respond to you.

    So hold on to your britches and have your first aid kit close by as you may get nicked up a little when I answer you. It could be a day or two though but you will get my answers I promise.

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    yeah, what a moron.

  • joe6pack

    LMAO

  • A_friendly_reader

    Is that really you, Great Gator?

    When I was a kid, we talked about great greasy green gobs of gator guts. Or maybe it was gophers.

    Is there a diff?

    For puppets afraid of their own shadow (just one shadow between them), you represent the height of terror.

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    You’re getting gophers and gators confused.

  • joe6pack

    Besides….after the worms ate his brain he became Archie,and Archie isn’t the great poet that Ken is.

    jes sayin’

  • Guest

    Jerry, your paranoia and conspiracy proclivities are getting the best of you. Try some rational thinking for a change. Just because your cliquey and angry protagonists huddle off thread doesn’t mean everybody else does. Take it easy man, no one is ganging up on the “we gang”…..you can’t form a proper rebellion to retake Annville with that kind of morosely cynical thinking…..free you mind of such foolishness….don’t believe your boneheaded handlers who’ve convinced you of such hair brained and wild eyed lies.

  • joe6pack

    Hard to do that.

    Jerry,how much have you had to drink tonight,sir?

    LOL

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    He’s been in a manic state for a few days now, wonder how long it will be before he blows up and starts threatening to bang people’s wives.

  • westoast

     I’m sorry. I cannot commit to spending time on them except in a casual manner. As you can see, and have correctly voiced, there are not real, they are caricatures of nasty little children.
    They are fine when you don’t mind a distraction. But it is all they strive to be. And all they ever will be.

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    Shuga thinks he has taken over, seriously, does he not realize that everyone considers him a laughing stock? 

  • joe6pack

    LMAO!!

    I almost choked on that one!

  • A_friendly_reader

    Didn’t you post the link for Tacoma, Wash., Tony?

    What a trip.

    A gold-plated yellow brick road to collapse.

    Ever hear the story about how P.T. Barnum got people out of his mobile freak show hall after he noticed how much they lingered?

    He posted a sign near the end of the exhibit that said “This way to the egress.” They walked through the door into a dimly lit small room and emerged into the outdoors, from which they couldn’t get back in.

    P.T. Obama should post signs all over that say “This way to the depression.”

  • millionkeys

    I just though he was a babbling cock.

  • Guest

    3G…everything you just wrote is subjective and all in your own head….I guess you’re trying to make some kind of case….but it falls flat…..I hope the ban on alligator hide is lifted soon…..maybe that will shut you up.

  • Light_V_Dark

    I do my part for Charity, and then some. There is a difference between my giving and the government taking and then giving in the name of democrats.

    A big difference. Tony…

    BINGO! Americans(Republicans) are the most generous people in the world…In 1998 for IRS year 97, Captain Plantain El Gore, gave about $350.00 to charity(REAL).Liberals FEEL guilty for the plight of people they couldn’t get close enough to, to HELP…And because they are FITH, WE ARE BLAMED FOR PEOPLE BEING POOR AND FOR NOT DOING ENOUGH TO HELP THEM…WE CAN’T FECKING WIN!

    Look at this ass clown committing suicide, to bring AWARENESS TO HOMELESSNESS…LOFL!

    http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/dishmael_bucket/4thehomeless.jpg

    Thank God he’s out of the gene pool and/or raising dogs in lieu of children…ASS-WHOLE!

  • joe6pack

    I say let’s keep laughing at the delusional fool.

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • joe6pack

    LMAO

  • A_friendly_reader

    About that dog of yours, also named Archie:

    How do dogs hump puppets who have no legs? Do they go after the forearm? That would be gross.

    Do they aim for the head? That could make them very sore. Animal abuse.

    I have so much to learn.

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    Did you know Shuga prefers politeness?  From now on he wants to be known as “ShugaPlum the Fruit.”  Please respect his wishes.

  • joe6pack

    I think the dickless wonder just likes to hear himself talk.

    What a DUMBASS!!!

  • Guest

    WT….you’ve always been the corrupted cretin of the bunch…..that Elmer Fudd hat you’re wearing proves you don’t have a proper “Jewish mind” so what makes you such an expert…..you’re Christian Falangism?  Yep, a toady of the worst sort.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jacob Smirner

    some of my best friends are dogs.  Ummmm, yes, they are dogs.

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • millionkeys

    Brevity is the soul of wit, you suck! Hemingway hates your guts runonscumsack

  • A_friendly_reader

    So whaddaya think: Joe = Shuga?

    Shuga = archie?

    What about the others? Any strong opinions, or actual knowledge?

    There’s so little of interest in the Puppet News.

    The photo quality is particularly bad.

    Nobody looks real.

  • Guest

    Yep….cowards love the “we gang”..can’t manage on their own….even a failed mucisian will do…a side man with a side agenda…”HATE”…..

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • Guest

    Paranoid, ill informed, ignorant and a toady of the worst sort……cred shred

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • joe6pack

    and now the latest news from Egypt,,,, نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست 

    …. translation,,,, (ShugaPlum is a gay homosexual and Allah says he must be gutted like the Carp)

  • Light_V_Dark

    some of my best friends are dogs.  Ummmm, yes, they are dogs. Ouchy, Double Naught Sevin…

    Many are family members and lovers as well…

    I do envy you, though, Rex…Being able to lick myself and scratch my ear with my foot at the same time…Thanks for the visuals…WOOF!

    BAD DOG, STAY, STAY!

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    LOL OUT LOUD!

  • Guest

    Do you actually believe in the “ghost of joe7000″ wafting around occupied Annville?  have you you lapped up that putrid pabulum the “we gang” plopped in front of you?……..your paranoia and idiocy will keep you away from all the checkpoints…..you can blame TDO and LD for that.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A_friendly_reader

    I like confusing them. It makes them cry. First they shriek like a girl, though.

  • westoast

     Paranoia? Conspiracy Proclivities?  Do tell!
    Retake Annville?
    The voices are surely getting louder in your head.
     In Annville the birds are singing and church going women are watching the children (except for the ones who have decided to put off raising a family to persue productive careers) as the men are off hunting or playing team sports after work.
    But what is that trembling, ranting voice coming from the urine soaked box in the alley behind the convenience Market? Why is it ranting about Zionism and…Oh my Lord why does it smell so bad???

  • Gabriel G. Gator

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • joe6pack

    ShugaPlum thinking he has taken over is the biggest tell as to his true ID,isn’t it?

    Hmmm…now who else do we know that said their new home was going to be Annville right before they disappeared like a coward?

  • A_friendly_reader

    Were those the Hindu worms with the bad mojo that I read about?

  • joe6pack

    Who?

    Joe 7..what?

    Never heard of him.

  • joe6pack

    I believe they were those dreadful guinea worms.They ate poor Ken,uh..I mean archie’s brain.

  • Jacob Smirner

    Do you think hindu guinea worms bursting violently and painfully from my breast is FUNNY?  WELL DO YOU MISTER?

  • westoast

    I don’t care at the moment. Sometimes they make little Freudian slips that pique my interest. But right now they are just boring me.

  • westoast

     Hey MK. Aloha!

  • Light_V_Dark

    Just because I prefer the company of boys more than girls in no way makes me a sissy.  In fact, I’m very manly.

    You’re kind of A PEDOPHILE, DUDE! AND, OR COURSE I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LOVE ISLAM… http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/dishmael_bucket/BoyKiss.jpg

  • Guest

    JoePack…..You’re living in occupied territory here in Annville now…you can thank TDO and LD for that….they charged headlong into PB’s Private Island in a reckless campaign and who was the first casualty?…AppyH…since then TDO has been on a crying jag and LD is chasing Joe7000′s ghost all over Annville….seeing his apparition in the darndest places….even at my house up on the hill….Now they’ve got Jerry trapped into their fantasyland……TDO and LD….those two are crying and hallucinating and the rest of the “we gang” are perplexed as to why the Shuga came and took up residence….sounds like total defeat to me….unfortunately, I’m stuck with the occupation bureaucracy….that’s ok…I can handle it.

  • westoast

    Why you wascly cyba cwetin! My wate wife made this hat fow me. I’m wunning out of patience with you. Pwepaeu to meet your maker!

  • Light_V_Dark

    Do you own a mirror? Do you actually LOOK at the absolute horse sh1t you post?

    http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Sodomy/frightening_gay_statistics.htm

    ===============================================

    Kevin Bishop, an admitted pederast (pedophile), is promoting the work of the North American /Man-Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) in South Africa. Bishop, who was molested at the age of six, is also an admitted homosexual who is blunt about the relationship between homosexuality and pedophilia. “Scratch the average homosexual and you will find a pedophile,” said Bishop in an interview with the Electronic Mail & Guardian (June 30, 1997).   

  • westoast

     Did you make the Shoog mad? What did you do? Sing the National Anthem?