Belarussian Leader Fears Protestors, Fashion

After five days of protests, Belarussian dictator Aleksandr Lukashenko ordered the police to disperse and arrest demonstrators protesting his "victory" in that country’s latest rigged election. I was wrong — I predicted the protestors would only last two days before the police attacked them. I guess Lukashenko was feeling magnanimous after his great victory.

All his brutality aside, I’m surprised Lukashenko hasn’t been hauled in front of the International Criminal Court just for sporting that horrendous combover. What makes him think he won’t be held to account for that thing?

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